Monday, November 14, 2005
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
I just recieved this through email and got a nice laugh.... It's kind of filthy but pretty much true!! I hope you agree!:) Thanks to Kelli, I hope you enjoy!!THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English languageConsider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eatshit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on ashingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig inshit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fallin a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you toknow that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from someshit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!!
With all of that said...
This is today's calendar thought: You are often sorry for saying a harsh word, but you will never regret saying a kind one!! I hope everyone had a great Monday!!
posted by Cara @ 5:18 PM |
